Dream

So my dreams have been progressively worse... I had a dream of a guy getting an independently moving razor blade shoved through his ear, then his throat, then coming out in his bloodied spit... and this dream repeated itself over and over again untill I woke up completely freaked out. As I have come to learn it is possible to have more than one freaky dream in one night, I figured there should be some kind of "no more than one freaky dream per night rule" but that does not apply. I fell asleep only to have a zombie dream...

Bappy-go-gully

So... I should be studying for my Math test BUT I flipped open Finnegans Wake to show my roomate (who is an elementary education major and cares literally NOTHING about high brow Literature) who very paciently listened, a page in this horridous book we have to read. After reading this page I may memorize another passage in addition to the one I have down because it is just so freaking awsome. Perhaps I think it is so amazing because I actually understand a little from this page; here are a few things I picked up...

Bappy-go-gully is actually HAPPY-GO-LUCKY!
"Bappy-go-gully and gaff for us all!" If I am correct I think gaff can also mean laughter... so happy-go-lucky and laughter for us all...?
The word neniatwantyng came up as well and I am not sure what it means at all... I see the word "want" in there and "wantyng" comes across as wanting... but neniat? at? neni? Ahh! I should have gone to the Ride'n the Wake meeting! Next time...

Another line that sparked my interest was "Lung lift the keying!" LONG LIVE THE KING! another line kind of similar to the "good safe firelamp" or God save Ireland...
"God serf yous kingly, adipose rex!" adipose rex is Oedipus Rex and I am not sure on the other part... hmm there is A LOT on this page, I would deffinately reccomend taking a look at it.

Texas Machine Gun Massacre

So last night I had a dream that my dad and I were hiding in our kitchen whilst the scary Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy was downstairs in our garage taking faces off people. WOW. So like any terrible dream when you realize your definitely NOT going to win this one and you feel completely hopeless- wake up. And that's just what I did only to find myself falling back asleep and picking up where I left off! But now I was with someone else running down an abandoned street somewhere. My partner in fear and I dashed into a small shop to take a break and found a cute little old lady in there minding her own business, innocently putting away items in her shop. As we were waiting in there we used the Lady's phone to call my sister, she said that her boyfriend and his good friend Sam would be by to pick us up shortly and get us out of wherever we were. So Boyfriend and Sam both came and got us and drove us to safety! YAY nightmare over right?! No, instead I switched to being the little old lady left behind in the shop, as I sat watching the four people driving away in fear I began to worry a bit myself. I decided to hide away all of the items that the two people had touched while in the store, in hopes that whatever was trailing them wouldn't catch the sent. After doing that I went and hid in a large walk in closet at the back of the store, not soon after whatever was chasing them entered abruptly and began trashing the place by the sound of it. I continued to hide in the dark closet. Then the man (Texas Chainsaw guy but in this case minus the chainsaw and plus a machine gun) came into the closet flipped on the light and declared that I come out of hiding. I still hid in fear though- he began shooting up the place and said that I must toss him shoes from my hiding place and he would leave me. So I grabbed two pairs of pink Uggs and threw them at him. He screamed that he needed more shoes, so I tossed another pair at him and he left but not after unloading a round all over the store. Then I woke up, still scared and turned to my boyfriend.
"I had a bad dream" I said. "What was it?" "Too long to explain" I said trying to be brief. "Oh, I had a dream about Meghan Fox"... FML