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I woke up completely perplexed, at a loss, lost, confused, and freaked out at myself yesterday morning because I had awoken to tears on my face. What the fruck was what came out of my mouth immediately- yes fruck. I was crying, blubbering, mourning, weeping, sobbing, boo hooing with absolutely no reason!? Yes, yes I am a girl, but regardless this is still very out of the ordinary, a phenomenon, a joke! If I had been watching lets say The Notebook and glanced down to see tears falling to my lap I confess I wouldn't be very surprised, but this!? I quickly, hurriedly, and rapidly tried to remember my dream to hopefully prove to myself that I was not loony, crazy, nutty, wacko, one flew over the cuckoo's nest! Yet nothing came to mind! No dream, nata, zip, nilche, completely dreamless! I was going to have to be checked into the nut hut! Tears but no reason! Not even a crazy, psycho girl reason! This is going to be a very anti climatic blog but I still have no reason! I must be dieing, I decided and went and made some coffee and went to the Cat versus Griz Basketball game to which I nerdily brought along my T.S. Elliot book of poems just in case I saw Professor Sexson so I could... flash him?